“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly But you can’t because they’re taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
scraggay: I WISH PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS FOR LITTLE KIDS TO UNDERSTAND HOMOSEXUALITY LIKE IF YOU LITERALLY JUST TELL THEM THAT TWO BOYS OR TWO GIRLS LOVE EACH OTHER JUST LIKE ONE BOY AND ONE GIRL LOVE EACH OTHER THEYLL BE LIKE “OKAY!” AND THATS LITERALLY THE END OF IT AND THEN THEYLL GROW UP ACCEPTING HOMOSEXUALITY AND I HATE PEOPLE FOR NOT DOING THIS
multipack: gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t
Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate
the Shorty Awards: don't forget to vote for Will &... →
fuckyeahshep689: they’re currently in the 5th place, 600 votes away from the first, and we all know that they deserve it more than anyone. vote via twitter, and if you don’t have a twitter account yet, signing up won’t hurt, I promise :)
lieinthisgutterwithyou: Saw a youtube comment saying that the reason gingers don’t have souls is because God gave them all to Ed Sheeran. Yes.
Someone Just sent me a message on OKQupid and they want to be a marriage counselor….. UMMMMM your on a dating website and you want to be a marriage counselor?